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Martian Next Door

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Hypothesis: Careful positioning of a simple optical telescope could provide titillating view into the bedroom of potentially nubile space-women, assuming of course extra-terran life exists.

Result:Success! NOTE: Mammary arrangements more varied and enjoyable than even the most optimistic researchers first suspected