So you want a discount?

Sure we all do.

But how to go about getting one? That is the question. Well one way to go about it is to buy a very large quantity of shirts. Shockingly enough, this option holds some appeal for me. If you are inclined to make a large order just check out my handy dandy chart to the right, and see what kind of discount you can score.

Of course while that's the most reliable way to score that's not the only way. Instead you could wait for a sale, of which we have, oh, five or six a year. Sometimes its free shipping, sometimes its a percentage off. You just never can tell. The best way to keep abreast of such sudden windfalls is by either:

- Subscribing to my RSS feed.

- Joining me on myspace and keeping an eye out for my bulletins.

Easy as pie, just keep your ears to the ground and you are sure to reap the rewards, just like it says in the Bible.

*Plus a coupon for one free back rub from a disheveled t-shirt mogul, redeemable next time you are in Columbus Ohio.